We can only hope that the internet will one day be rid of this horror for eternity. The more children who succumb to this monstrosity, the more powerful it becomes, and the more money the capitalist Disney executives empty from the pockets of dying Cancer patients. It can be described best as a horrific monster, similar to The Blob. With more and more updates to the game, more and more children are sucked into the dark void that is Disney's Toontown Online. If that doesn't sound constructive enough to you, you may not be mentally insane.
Thanks to ShitTown, it's now cluttered with music videos of toons running around using animations. Since then, it has overgrown catastrophically, sucking the life out of everything that once gave the internet value. The Toontown weed first sprouted in 2003. You might as well be given a monthly fee for cutting your balls off. Oh yeah, and you have to pay to play this shit. Its levels of faggotry even challenge those of Neopets, which was once thought to be scientifically impossible. Need more be said? If that's not enough, Disney is responsible for this abomination of the internet, from the makers of High School Musical and Hannah Montana. If this doesn't sound awesome enough, you fight them by hurling pies and other slapstick-esque items at their faces. You play as a furry who, alongside other furries, combats evil robots dressed in suits. Toontown is the most badass MMORPG a roleplayer could ask for.
Read more about those in their respective sections. But don't fret, private servers have taken over in the wake of the closed game, due to full-grown men wanting their childhoods back.
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